We have been in a relationship for seven years now. In the last few months, however, you’ve changed. You started running late–sometimes even forgetting about our dates altogether. Don’t even say you’re sorry anymore. Next, you said your grumpy attitude was just a stage of growth. Well, you’ve “grown” into one of the highest ranked domestic carriers, yet you haven’t gotten any nicer. I even got a credit card with your name on it from American Express. Enough is enough, JetBlue! I’ve met a new love, and her name is…Virgin America…
You’ve been wondering why we haven’t hung out in a couple of months. Well, it’s because Virgin America “understands” me. She knows how to decorate the place with hip lights. She has my favorite Pop Chips available with a few clicks on the screen. She lets me freely chat with other people. Heck, she even encourages me to mingle! She keeps my costs low; and when I do spend money with her for food, at least it’s TASTY. The kicker? She doesn’t mind if I am on the internet working while I am with her.
JetBlue, it’s not me–it’s you. We had a great run together, and I want you to know that I’ve saved a special place for you in my heart. Maybe if you take a page from Virgin America’s book, you will be able to find your new soul mate.
Sorry…for what could have been…
Truly,
J